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Joke of the Day

"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."

"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."

"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."

"Thumb war is never the thumb answer."

"Banks are like girlfriends... ...they just want all your money."

"A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day."

"Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these? Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON."

"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."

"An Irishman Walks out of a bar."

"What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus."