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Joke of the Day

"Male porn stars are some of the hardest workers."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people living above me are furious."

"Why did the spy cross the border? Because he never really was on your side."

"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."

"I'm glad Canada won. Beating them in hockey would like telling Yo-Yo Ma that the cello sucks. He's a nice dude, let him be into the cello."

"Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story"

"Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road? To get to the other Sayid."

"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."

"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"