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Joke of the Day
"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."
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"Overheard my boss say this to our secretary.. What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."
"What's the longest Island in New York? Long Island."
"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""
"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting ""Trump is not my President"" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Pena Nieto."
"I heard dogs like to play with balls ...so I decided to get out the peanut butter"
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation."