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Joke of the Day

"I take my coffee like I take my women... From behind"

"What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump."

"*gets to hell* [In earshot of Satan] I HATE ICE CREAM AND WATCHING TV, DAMN THAT WOULD BE REAL TORTURE FOR ME. OH AND BEER, I ALSO HATE BEER"

"What goes down and never comes up My ego"

"Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding."

"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus? He woke up."

"How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? ""I just need some space."""

"Just read it Just reddit"

"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."