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Joke of the Day

"I bought a toilet brush at the store the other day but it kind of hurts so I think I'll go back to paper!"

"What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks I needed that."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde? There's writing on the white-out."

"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"

"I'm terrified That I might be a hypochondriac"

"What's the difference between feminists and hockey players? Hockey players shower after 3 periods."

"A positive parent.. A positive parent said to their negative child... Your grounded."

"My boyfriend said this when he was high: ""Who founded the KKK?"" ""Forrest Gump, because it's fuckin retarded."" Edit: NSFW"

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we can make a lot of money."