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Joke of the Day
"Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food."
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"Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell."
"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
"julia!!!! sorry , i am a gay ..."
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