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Joke of the Day
"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."
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"He died doing what he loved most... Correcting my grammar."
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"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say, ""I would do anything for love."" On the back, ""But I won't do that."""
"Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."
"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"
"Pugs. Because you can't own E.T."
"You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line."
"What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
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