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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."

"Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg"

"Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!"

"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"

"Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way... In fact, he was knot capable."

"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."

"What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet."

"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."

"What's DJ Khaled's favourite number? 11, Because it has another 1."

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."