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Joke of the Day

"Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way... In fact, he was knot capable."

"I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but... I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish."

"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"

"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."

"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"

"*going through mail* ""bills bills bills bills bills"" ""I think I'll unsubscribe from Daily Ducks Magazine."""

"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, cops aren't afraid of the dark."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"