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Joke of the Day

"Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way... In fact, he was knot capable."

"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"

"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"

"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."

"Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech."

"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."

"Spend hours getting screaming baby to sleep. Check on sleeping baby. Can't hear breathing...prod sleeping baby Repeat"

"Q: What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say? A: His and Hearse."

"I find giving things a thumbs down is a very negative response. I choose to be positive and give things the middle finger up."

"I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like."