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Joke of the Day

"Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO MAKE A VERY BIG POO POO!!!"

"Did you hear about the country adopting a ""Get to it Later"" policy? I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION"

"If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It's a play on words."

"TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France.. Britanny Spears."

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."

"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"

"My life is a result of ""it seemed like a good idea at the time."""