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Joke of the Day
"Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg"
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"Yes acupuncture is an ""ancient technique."" Other ""ancient techniques"" included leeches and dying from plague. I'm good with drugs thanks."
"Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it."
"Sex is a lot like eating It starts with the mouth and ends in the arse"
"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor"
"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"
"Dying husband asks his wife: Our 7th son always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father?"" Wife (crying): Yes! Husband: Who? Wife: You! Husband Dies."
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"
"Why did Sally fall off the Swing?? Because She had no arms...... Knock Knock Who's There?? Not Sally........"