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Joke of the Day
"Why is Pharrell Williams happy? Because he ""got lucky""."
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"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."
"My version of ""Free hugs"" is a sign hung around my neck that says ""Ewww, get the fuck away from me."""
"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."
"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"
"Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed? He wanted to feed his nightmares."
"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."
"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."
"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently, ""I do."" is not the correct answer."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar. He says, ""Is this stool taken?"""