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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!"

"""Why'd the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why Daddy?"" ""To get to the other side!"" ""Did it look both ways?"" ""It was a...yes. Yes it did."""

"I told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he speaks English."

"What do you call a pirate that pees on other people? Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly"

"What's the most sensitive protein? EMOglobin."

"Ah, water. Giver of life. Destroyer of witches. Improver of tee shirt contests."

"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."

"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."

"The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere."

"What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory? Willy Juanka."