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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."

"The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is."

"I'm Cherokee and German... I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race."

"I got irradiated recently... I like to think it adds to my glowing personality."

"How Do You Start An African Rave? staple toast to the ceiling..."

"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."

"If I've learned one thing from twitter, it's how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting."

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."

"No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night."