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Joke of the Day
"What's DJ Khaled's favourite number? 11, Because it has another 1."
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"A magician was driving in his car... ...and he turned into a driveway."
"Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors."
"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"
"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"
"Yawning Is our body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining"
"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of asphalt under his arm... He goes to the bartender and says, ""Two beers mate, One for now and one for the road"""
"How do you get down off of an elephant? You dont. You get down off a goose."
"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."