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Joke of the Day
"What's DJ Khaled's favourite number? 11, Because it has another 1."
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"When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said ""Because you're a pedophile!"". I replied ""That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."""
"Only assholes name drop. Bruce Springsteen told me that."
"How does a whore relieve herself? She prosti-toots!"
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""
"When it's raining cats and dogs... Be careful not to step in the poodles!"
"ACQUAINTANCE: (crying) Nobody likes me ME: I like you ACQUAINTANCE: (crying harder) Nobody good likes me"
"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."
"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"