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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."
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"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."
"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"
"*termites on date* Waiter: what would you like to order, sir? Termite: table for two."
"why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side."
"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"
"My daughter asked me what marriage is like, so I threw out all her Ken dolls, except for the bald drunk one."
"Damn Reddit, Aren't you tired of this bullshit?"
"Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town."