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Joke of the Day

"why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side."

"A bit rapey.. The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from."

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."

"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"

"Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files."

"Probably the worst part about being a snail is how you can't put salt on your French fries."

"I shot a turkey for the first time today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."

"Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen."

"Nine times out of ten, when I say ""on my way"" or ""be there in 5 or 10,"" I haven't even left my house yet."

"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"