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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard that some bad dogs are running around burning down dog-houses? It's a rash of arfson."

"How do you drown a hipster? Drag him into the mainstream."

"Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser."

"What's the difference between a whore and Nickleback? A whore doesn't always suck cock."

"Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex."

"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."

"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."

"I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow."

"If you're suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet."

"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""