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Joke of the Day
"I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes."
Next Joke
"There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco.... Until you lose him at the park one day."
"My neighbor can't understand why he just found human shit on his front porch. I can't understand why he would use a power saw at 5:48 am."
"What do bears take at raves? Maully."
"imagine a stadium full of Furbies all talking at once"
"The shampoos I'm getting from car wash showers are doing nothing for my hair."
"I just heard ""on avarage, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"" omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry"
"What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer? I'm a big fan of your work"
"Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks."
"Boobies Teehehehhe"