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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town."

"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."

"Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense. I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"

"I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but I couldn't locate the manual."

"Why does Bono always wear those glasses? Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for."

"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"

"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"

"Doctor asked his patient... A doctor asked his patient: Do you speak when you're sleeping? -No, I speak when the others are sleeping. I'm a teacher."