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Joke of the Day

"Damn Reddit, Aren't you tired of this bullshit?"

"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."

"Wanna hear a joke? Politics."

"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry"

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"

"Molestation is no laughing matter. For most, its a very touchy subject."

"I got a text from an unknown number that said ""Game on."" It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit."

"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."

"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."