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Joke of the Day
"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."
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"Bad Gun! Bad Gun!....Shame on you for making criminals do those bad things!.......And then those Forks that are making me Fat!!!"
"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"
"[sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned."
"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"
"Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. ""Attempt 7 of 25""."
"I've never been put in the ""friend"" zone, but I have been put in the ""please don't tell my friend's"" zone."
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients."
"What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology? ""Cooking: The Books"""