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Joke of the Day

"Optimist- The glass is half full Pessimist- The glass is half empty Engineer- The glass is twice the size it needs to be. College Student- I can't afford the glass."

"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."

"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"

"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."

"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"

"How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue."

"Why do women live longer than men? God gives them the time back they spent parking."

"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"

"My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting..."

"Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet? The orbituaries."