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Joke of the Day
"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"
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"Religion is like a penis You're more than welcome to have one and a lot of people do, but when you start rubbing yours in my face that's when I start to get a little irritated"
"SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY"
"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."
"My grandpa used to say ""Don't do drugs just sell them"""
"Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now."
"Bread is just bread until you drop it on the floor. Then it's toast."
"Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits? Unit E"
"Has anyone here seen the Matthew McConaughey movie where he keeps getting grouchy in the early evenings and no one can figure out why...? Failure to Lunch?"
"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"