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Joke of the Day

"If every house in Mexico isn't perfectly landscaped and each bed isn't impeccably made then what in the fuck?!"

"White people be loving the shit out of fall foliage."

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"

"Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it."

"What if Forrest Gump's e-mail password? 1Forrest1 ...yeah we all saw that one coming."

"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."

"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"

"I used to be a necropheliac... [NSFW] ...but then some rotten asshole split on me."

"Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas."

"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"