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Joke of the Day
"How does Gandalf know he's pregnant? A wizard is never late."
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"How come the T Rex was an excellent stenographer? short hands.."
"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"
"the greatest joke of all time. my life"
"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"
"Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605."
"How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark (im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)"
"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"
"What do we want? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."