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Joke of the Day
"Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think"
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"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."
"A city is only really home when you stop being mystified by its public transport system and instead are just constantly angry at it."
"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"
"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"
"[in bed] M: Do that thing I like H: NO M: Please? H: *sighs [puts on British redcoat uniform] I have your tea M: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES"
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders""."
"What is a pessimists blood type? B-negative."
"[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube - You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa - Push It}"