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Joke of the Day

"[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube - You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa - Push It}"

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""

"How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump? 9 months."

"How do you end a relationship fight? You break it up."

"Why does gigahertz? Because megabytez."

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."

"The barman says: ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon enters a bar."

"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."

"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""