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Joke of the Day
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
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"Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:"
"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."
"I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach."
"What is Swizz Beatz's favorite breakfast meal? Alicia Quiche"
"Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."
"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."
"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."
"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"
"What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner."