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Joke of the Day
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
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"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9."
"A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks ""this is healthy"" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything."
"My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word ""slimming"", I explain to the other homeless people."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."
"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"
"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"
"I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit."
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."
"My wife was almost killed by a clock today, it fell onto the chair just as she stood up. Damn clock was always too slow."