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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders""."

"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"

"Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation."

"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"

"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."

"I feel like MacGyver- given a bottle opener and a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer."

"Jesus loves you. A nice thing to hear in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Why did jay z cross the road? Because mr mantis ate my skunk food."

"So wrong, it must be right. So right, it must be left. WTF? These directions are terrible."

"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."