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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"

"I realized I've been wearing this set of earbuds in the wrong ears for over a year now. No wonder I always end up running backwards whenever I go jogging."

"What do you call a perturbed grown-up? An addled adult"

"When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium?"

"Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing."

"What is a long room with many doors called? I'm not sure, I hallways forget"

"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"

"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."

"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke"