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Joke of the Day
"What is a pessimists blood type? B-negative."
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"Girlfriend walks into the room - Smells like someone farted in here. What an asshole"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"
"This spa was amazing! Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash."
"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."
"-Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone."
"""GET A TREE"" - what I just yelled at two squirrels doing it on my lawn"
"Can Norwegians make a documentary about anything other than the Kon Tiki?"
"What did the sign in front of the Drug Rehabilitation Center say? Keep off the grass."