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Joke of the Day
"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"
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"I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I was, but we broke up."
"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""
"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""
"Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once."
"[prison riot] *standing over my origami ducks* ""GO AROUND! GO AROUND!"""
"What goes dot dot dash squeak ? Mouse code !"
"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"
"If a cop beats a pregnant woman till the fetus dies, is it a miscarriage of justice?"
"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"