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Joke of the Day

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife... EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!"

"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"

"A farmer was counting his cows and found out that he had 196, but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person."

"Your posts make me wish I couldn't read."

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."

"Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left."

"The police were easily able to identify Will Smith as the killer. He left fresh prints."

"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."