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Joke of the Day

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife... EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!"

"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"

"How to get a girl to like you: 1. Become a lion tamer 2. Release a lion on her 3. Tame it right before it kills her 4. Take her to Chili's?"

"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie ""Man on the Moon""."

"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."

"What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving? Derive, derive, derive!"

"I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird NOT to leave a message."

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"