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Joke of the Day
"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"
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"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up. Stay strong! Think of the cat. He'll eat you if you die."
"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"
"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."
"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."
"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"
"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver? The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green"
"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"
"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."