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Joke of the Day
"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"
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"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back."
"Are you the 7th planet from the sun? Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus."
"Since we are doing lightbulb jokes, here's one... Q: How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb? A: A fish!"
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud."
"Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear."
"""David you're late again!"" ""Sorry boss.."" [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] ""...traffic"""
"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."
"What is Steve Job's favorite food? *Nothing because he's dead*"
"HEALTH TIP: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, Google it before taking it."