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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie ""Man on the Moon""."

"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."

"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."

"I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm."

"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""

"When someone on the bus wants your seat, what should you say? If you were me, will you let me have your seat? If he answer no, don't let him sit. If he answer yes, you don't even need to move."

"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"If one day I woke up gay... Id go back to sleep"

"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."

"""You got a friend in me"" - your friend's girlfriend"