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Joke of the Day
"I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird NOT to leave a message."
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"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone."
"What do you call riot police in Germany? Kraut Control"
"A computer once beat me at chess... ...but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"Pinocchio How did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden dick? His hand caught on fire."
"What's the definition of an Irish homosexual? One who likes women more than beer"
"[sitting on park bench] homeless guy: I'm so alone me: okay wow I'm right here"
"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
"I love the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day"