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Joke of the Day

"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""

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"*wife comes home* ""Did you fix the toilet?"" Yep! [she opens door & is hit by avalanche of plums] ""You called the plummer again you idiot!!!"""
"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."
"The difference between sex and pumpkin carving? In pumpkin carving, one is trying to get all of the seeds out."
"My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."
"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."
"Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan? Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??"
"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"
"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."
"I just used ""volumizing"" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same."