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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child? Because two wongs don't make a white."
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"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"
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"London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets."
"Have you heard the one about Ron Jeremy's penis? It's a real knee slapper."
"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."
"!False //It's funny because it's true."
"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."
"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."
"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"