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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
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"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."
"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."
"If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security."
"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."
"What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas? Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!"
"harry potter and the prisoner of society"
"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""
"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."