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Joke of the Day

"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."

"What did the heatsink say to the CPU? ""I'm a huge fan!"""

"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""

"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"

"Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting? Here, take this gasoline and matches."

"What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire? ""Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"""

"Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE) Because they actually managed to end a race."

"What do you call a piano composer that smokes? Tarcoughski"

"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."

"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."