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Joke of the Day
"I was peeing in the pool the other day... The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I nearly fell in."
Next Joke
"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"
"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."
"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"
"One of the worst things about tweeting while driving is all of the people that seem to appear out of nowhere on the sidewalk."
"What's an African's least favorite appetizer? E - Bola Soup"
"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."
"Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"
"What are Mario's pants made of? Denim denim denim."