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Joke of the Day
"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"
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"What's worse than paper tits? Cardboard box."
"Why do riot police get to work early? ... .... To beat the crowd."
"This is how you do an April Fools joke ... [deleted]"
"The Madame opened up a new sporting-house with an eye to cutting costs. She had all the rooms on one story to cut out the fuckin' overhead."
"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak"
"My sex life is like my personal record for the number of days I've been alive I beat it every day"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C."
"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."
"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"