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Joke of the Day
"You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion."
Next Joke
"What's the downside of house arrest?"
"2 guys with Alzheimer's. ""I'm off to go get some ice cream, do you want some?"" ""Yeah sure"" Shortly later, he returns. ""Here, I brought you your fish"" ""Fish!.............. where's my fucking chips."""
"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."
"When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable"
"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."
"There are two hats on a coat rack One says to the other, ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead"""
"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."
"I guess I just felt safer when Martha Stewart was still in prison."
"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."