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Joke of the Day
"""Hey babe, you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."""
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"The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right."
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"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
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"I was going down on my grandmother the other day... When I tasted horse semen, and I thought ""huh, that must be how she died."""
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"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"