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Joke of the Day

"Two tomatoes cross the road and one of them gets hit by a car. The other one looks back and yells ""C'mon, ketchup!"""

"Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all!"

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution...."

"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."

"What do you call a bee that comes from US? USB !! sorry, I am going to shoot myself now!"

"My new year resolution is 1024x768."

"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"

"Netflix would be by far the best dating site. ""Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"""

"Why are there so many Female Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"