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Joke of the Day
"My friends all say I'm a cocaine addict, but I disagree. I just like the smell."
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"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."
"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."
"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"
"One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol."
"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."
"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."
"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"
"My German wife has just had a Brazilian. It was a Klose shave."