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Joke of the Day

"Why don't computers have any brothers? They are all trans-sisters."

"When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!"

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."

"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West."

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"

"Managed to scare off my prison pen pal. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover what's wrong with me."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"Mom: ""Why are your eyes dilated?"" Me: ""Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love"" Mom: ""What were you looking at?"" Me: ""Memes"""