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Joke of the Day
"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"
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"What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy."
"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?"
"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"
"Are we done? Can we go? -A memoir."
"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."
"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""
"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."