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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun then the earth..."

"A terrorist Walks into a Pet store A terrorist walks into a pet store and shouts ""Run away you only have 10 seconds before I blow this place up!"" ""You Bastard!"" The Turtle says"

"What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic"

"Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now - All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again."

"What does a bunny do to a bank? Rabbit"

"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."

"So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars"

"Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family."

"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror"